
"Actually, I have to confess," he qualified, "What you're getting tonight isn't even a translation of the French intertitles. It's an untranslation. I want to mention this because it's just the original English intertitles being read by me while you're translating the French ones. Every now and then—if you have a little French, or even if you don't—you'll notice that there's way more words on the intertitles than I'm saying. I just want you to be confident that I'm not doing my own editing. Anyway, that's another matter.
"While I have a huge and friendly audience, I'm really tempted to preach to the converted because, well, there's no risk in it. Please allow me to say a few kind words on behalf of melodrama. Melodrama—outside of the enchanted walls of the Castro Theatre these past three days, as it has been for a long time—is often greeted with cringes or derision; but, really good melodrama, I think, is as fine an art form as there is. Let me say why.

"But, in our dreams, at night when we sleep in our dreams we are liberated. Our selves, our story selves, are liberated. Our ids are loosed upon our little dreamscapes and—if we're lucky—we get to grab the person we lust after; we get to hit the person we hate; we get to wail and scream and moan all we want without anyone scolding us and, also, we're given access. Little repressed fears and anxieties grow into monstrous terrors in our dreams and our true selves become so uninhibited. I use the word 'uninhibited' pointedly because melodrama is always aligned as something sort of grotesque or a tasteless exaggeration of real life. If that's all melodrama were, it would deserve that slag; but, I think a melodrama isn't a true life exaggerated—that would be bogus—it's true life uninhibited, just like our dreams.

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